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Besides the squirting action, the Big Shot has a realistic design with bulged veins on the shaft , a lifelike head, and a pronounced coronal ridge. It also has a pair of balls to add to an impressive cock design. While it can’t match the previous models, the realism tops all the squirting models we tested. The suction cup base also lets you explore pegging with your partner if you have a 2″ diameter O-ring harness (circled below). While the size might not be beginner-friendly, intermediary and experienced folks will appreciate the versatility. VixSkin Johnny gave us the most value for our money on this list.
When I first saw these realistic dildos from Oxy Shop, I thought, “Okay, this looks intense.” And I was not wrong. With four sizes to choose from, I debated between playing it safe or going big. Let’s just say—whichever size you pick, you’re in for a ride.
If there was a happy medium on the dildo scale, this ombre So Divine option would be that exactly. If it’s feelings of fullness you’re after, you’ve come to the right place. Collaborating with sex education platform Jouissance Club, Biird has crafted a short but girthy (chodey, if you will) dildo that won’t bang against your cervix during your solo sesh. The toy is also waterproof so you can make a splash in the bathroom. It’s easy to clean too, use sex toy cleaner or anti-bacterial soap with water.
Amongst other historical artifacts from the Palaeolithic period, scientists discovered an 8-inch phallus made of siltstone. If you like a realistic-looking dildo, then you’ll love this silicone-based, flesh-y toy. With a girth of just 1.5″, you’ll be able to get deep penetration without a super-wide width. This dildo has a suction base, so it can easily fit into a harness (or on any other surface). Finn highly recommends this toy for G-spot or prostate play, since it’s malleable and easy to pose.
This is the type to go for if you’re looking for an ultra-smooth or non-realistic texture (ribbed, beaded, etc). For anal use I’d shoot for 3 to 5 inches in length with a maximum girth of 1.5 (although I’d suggest closer to 1 inch in most cases!). If you are looking for your very first insertable toy, and don’t have much experience with penetrative sex or masturbation, you’ll definitely want to start out small. It’s a great dildo for beginners because of the slim shape and diameter of 1.5 at the widest point. It’s also super flexible which makes it seem a lot less intimidating to complete beginners.
Although not as defined as we’d have liked, Dirk has an upward curve (image below) that promotes precise stimulation. As the name suggests, the curved shaft promotes precise prostate stimulation. The male colleagues who tested it shared positive sentiments across the board.
It’s safe, mid-sized, and is just as good as the real thing, if not better. “If it’s your first time using a dildo, you don’t want to worry that you won’t be naturally lubricated to play safely. Any penetration can cause tearing if there’s too much friction,” says Vitale. Toy-safe lubes, pleasure oils, and enhancement creams can elevate your dildo game tenfold.
There’s everything ranging from smooth Inflatable Dildos, semi-realistic vibes like the Stronic Real or Stronic G to the bumpy and ripples toys of the Stronic Surf and Drei. The core of the toy is fairly firm, and we find it’s best when paired with a hollow sheath like the VixSkin ones above for a truly realistic feeling. The Velvet Mini Teddy is a motorized little dildo that provides some intense auto-thrusting capabilities. It has a 5-inch insertable length, with a 2.5-inch stroke length (making this up to 7.5 inches insertable when fully extended).
Customers appreciate the texture of the dildo, describing it as soft but firm with a lifelike feel, and one customer notes it’s crafted from ultra-soft dual liquid silicone. They add a thrilling dimension to your pleasure, combining the classic dildo experience with intense vibrations. Many models are waterproof, making them convenient for playing in any setting, even the shower. Sex toy retailers that vet their products for safety and pleasure include Babeland, Good Vibes, Spectrum Boutique, Lovehoney, Lovers, and Organic Loven. All these shops carry products from the luxury sex toy manufacturers included on this list, like Dame, Lelo, Le Wand, Womanizer, and more.